If anyone ever offers you a ton of money, be sure to specify dollar bills ( $907,180 ) because a ton of pennies is only worth $3,632.
Tag: humor
Wisdom of the Ancients … of the Internet
#ihatewhenpeople – Twitter Trends
Some (sometimes) humorous Tweets I observed today by the trend #ihatewhenpeople #ihatewhenpeople Call me and don’t have nothing to talk about. #ihatewhenpeople text me & when I text back they don’t reply back don’t waste my time. #ihatewhenpeople wake me…
Andy Rooney – Great Quotes
from CNN.com Words from a seasoned and cultured long-time news commentator in US news broadcasting history: “I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when…
You have had too much coffee when…
You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When… You ski uphill. You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.…