If anyone ever offers you a ton of money, be sure to specify dollar bills ( $907,180 ) because a ton of pennies is only worth $3,632.
Tag: funny
#ihatewhenpeople – Twitter Trends
Some (sometimes) humorous Tweets I observed today by the trend #ihatewhenpeople #ihatewhenpeople Call me and don’t have nothing to talk about. #ihatewhenpeople text me & when I text back they don’t reply back don’t waste my time. #ihatewhenpeople wake me…
Andy Rooney – Great Quotes
from CNN.com Words from a seasoned and cultured long-time news commentator in US news broadcasting history: “I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when…
Tiny Pancake Workers ?
Taking the Stairs is more Fun !
I love this. Good for them ! www.theFunTheory.com “Take the stairs instead of the escalator or elevator and feel better” is something we often hear or read in the Sunday papers. Few people actually follow that advice. Can we get…