Urban Dictionary: Facebook Wit

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Facebook Wit
The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person’s actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.

(Facebook wit conversation)
Susie (7:12): So… supposedly the world is ending on Saturday…
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended 😉 Susie (7:34): You think you’ll still be here after the rapture?
Dan: (8:01): Oh, I’m throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning!
Susie: (8:04): ROFL!

(Real conversation)
Susie (7:12): So… supposedly the world is ending on Saturday…
Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that’s really interesting… (Crickets chirping)

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